leave it to beaver

After all, why should I
take the blame for these mechanical imperfections, with
which all of us must contend.

my jolly giant

Dinnerplates

Diminutive

september sixth

my father is an emotionally distant man,

she wolf

we like rihanna, but we love shakira.

sludge drinks for breakfast

on thursday morning in class i experienced something i have always wanted to try - a pepsi / coke challenge. we had an unlabeled liter each of coca-cola, rc cola, and pepsi and were invited to try a sample of each and attempt to identify them by flavor alone. i have always preferred coke to pepsi. and rc...never touch the stuff. generic is for the cheap. it turns out that i actually can't tell the difference between any of them. all of my guesses were wrong. what's more is that when unlabeled, these drinks just look like gloogy plastic bottles of brown goop and i was disgusted by all of them. they all tasted bad. and i love coke.

blah humbug

i'm in a terrible mood, one that is immune to both gelato and television

let's make it happen

children seeking attention have found creative ways to simulate haemolacriatic symptoms

gerber

tonight someone in my video game class definitely smelled like baby food

the odyssey

The reality of things is that you will inevitably leave your home for two weeks and return to find that everyone thinks you are dead and the sunflowers you lovingly raised from seed have gone and bloomed withoutyou.

i have a very special place in my heart for the smell of sunflowers. it is very subtle and few people know it.

fugitive

fell asleep on yuliya's bed with limewire on, fed the entire world my documents for late night hours

waiting for the feds to sue me for the big bucks

cash monay

it's been an expensive month.

good thing i had a combined income of $1.26 from money i've found

kipnis

you can't snap your fingers OR whistle? what were you doing between the ages of six and twelve, may i ask?

mrs. tuckersman

i am currently reading doctorow's ragtime, which i bought from a thrift store on fasanvej while in denmark. i was reading it between classes today on campus when i pulled a strand of blonde hair out of it.

normandie

new apartment

smells like wet dog

sticky carpets

strangers on the street can look into my bedroom

panda express in the fridge

no furniture in living room

love it

going back to school

when left to my own devices, mcdonald's