watsky

remind me how magnificent my life is

doppelganger

there is a girl in this cafe named valerie and i feel like i'm having a full-blown identity crisis

zika

my parents cancelled their cruise in the fall and subsequently their trip to see me because of zika?

don't worry

this is what dads are for 

reflections

i have learned an immensely great deal over the past two years

summer plague

i've been waking myself up in the night scratching my bug bites

old & heartful

pig life

i feel like last weekend was one of the best weekends ever and all vana and i did was drink and eat in excess for three days straight. day one, late night carrot cake and 3 entrees at the new 24-hour diner downtown. day two, korean bbq. day three, dim sum.

bonsai wisteria

now what

in roommate-boyfriend exile again and i've already finished all my whiskey ? 

primarily an adult

the only grown-up thing i did today: called and confirmed that my absentee voter ballot will be coming to florida

media sponge

tonight i watched two episodes of bad girls club, this week's rupaul's drag race, finished an episode of channel 4's embarrassing bodies, and watched a documentary on virgins. 

Bgc

My new dream job: producer for bad girls club

bushmills aftermath

you know you were being manic and crazy last night when you receive a text from your main squeeze of the moment saying, "Hey, how you doing? You in a less vengeful mood today?'

inspired opinions

why didnt this focus group call me back