get more gay

i'm watching something strange on logo...what else is new

fayta

the pig is in greece. living situation:
Valerie: blah blah feta (pronounced 'fay-ta') blah
Jana: uh, Valerie. It's FETA, not fayta. You've been pronouncing it incorrectly for four months, and it needs to stop.
Melinda: (silence)
Christina: (eating cookies in the living room, laughing/groaning)
Valerie: well, whatever...I pronounce a lot of things wrong
Jana: that's a TERRIBLE excuse. Please don't leave Greece mispronouncing 'feta'
Valerie: (begins to cry)
Jana: (closes door)

rupaul's drag race

i'm glad that people these days have the opportunity to do whatever the fuck they want
i love jujubee

boo hoo

i would forgo my last cinema classes ever for a shower right now

picked up my graduation neck strings, drinking a carmel [sic] covered apple milkshake in gz, for the first time feeling kind of blue about graduating

fame, notoriety

i'll have you know, that the main picture for pazzo on yelp, is mine

thank thuh lord

so... the class for which i lost all my notes when my computer ran away...apparently has no final

good life. sit, stay

my final, apparently, was that horrible paper i wrote while abroad and delirious

les deux

so...this reality television star party i went to tonight was definitely upstaged by the porn star party that followed

i talked to a porn director, a famous plastic surgeon, and hustled drink tickets from some r.television guy i didn't recognize

be good johnny weir

be good johnny weir marathon
new favorite show

gaga-esque drama ice queen being yelled at in russian

evan lysacek calling johnny a swan, johnny calling evan a mongoose

add suv

titl

when I think "this is the life,"

I mean it like this

that stupid and empty хурма thing

uffie - ADD SUV

one week ago i was hung over in taipei.
seven days later i am hung over in los feliz.

embarking on teaching myself one mandarin lesson a day. saints preserve us

-update-
at tenish pm i was in the kibitz room when i realized the hangover was finally gone and i felt so liberated and so good

netflix night

geezlouise did my dog skip suck. i wasn't even satisfied when the dog died.

hello? laptop? it's me

my ma just asked me if i could call my laptop to find out where it is

my ma, saying i should get an apple because everyone else has an apple

my pa, saying that he is an engineer and listing the reasons why he doesn't like apples and how it's still a "pc world"

my ma, saying that i shouldn't be deprived if everyone else has an apple.

my ma, threatening to go out and buy me an apple tomorrow (she doesn't know a thing about computers)

my pa, pointing out that she doesn't know a thing about computers

me, insisting to defer to my pa's preferences because i want him to be happy

so it is in the chen household

using someone else's computer is like wearing someone else's underwear

today i found two pennies, heads down, next to my car door. повезло?

adam

it occurs to me, that i, who names all things, never named my computer. this lack of recognition is why he ran away from home, insulted.
or i traded it in a deal with the devil, during stopped time in a forgotten chance meeting, for better things

gogol project

Akaky Akakievich was taken away and buried. And Petersburg was left without Akaky Akakievich, as if he had never been there. Vanished and gone was the being, protected by no one, dear to no one, interesting to no one, who had not even attracted the attention of a naturalist - who does not fail to stick a pin through a common fly and examine it under a microscope; a being who humbly endured office mockery and went to his grave for no particular reason, but for whom, all the same, though at the end of his life, there had flashed a bright visitor in the form of an overcoat, animating for an instant his poor life, and upon whom disaster then fell as unbearably as it falls upon the kings and rulers of this world...