near-midnight thoughts

last night i almost died

right now I NEED SUSHI

Bobby
I haven't been sleeping so well
I'm a stress ball
2:44amBobby is offline.
2:45amBobby is online.
don't let Valerie die
!

lady godiva

so proud

small joys

smoking cigarettes as night - the closest you will ever come to being a dragon

andersen

Hvorfor i alverden vil du lære russisk?

Det lyder spændende med verdensudstillingen. jeg glæder mig til at den slutter, så at danmark kan få Den lille Havfrue tilbage.

mstrkrft

The annual, two-day Electric Daisy Carnival at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum drew an estimated 140,000 people

2/140,000

hello tomorrow

when i woke up this morning i opened my eyes like it was a revelation

great service

*breathes heavily in frustration*

"i'm going to escalate this to my manager"

"i'm going to send all this information out to him so he can get this escalated"

*types frantically*

"well your account looks great. definitely keep up the good work."

- t-mobile customer service

casper

i really should have told my prank callers to start calling my new number

i'm going to miss the random late night calls posing as a sassy black woman and the entire-day floods of auto insurance quotes

the roaring 20s

i like when things come full circle, quitting disney-quitting disney, hot hot heat-hot hot heat, shanghai-shanghai. complete

did you see the words

the la luz de jesus gallery has a great exhibit up right now

hot hot heat

the pleshcheyev lake monster

In the "Ocean" shop there were carp in the aquarium, their mouths opened, closed, opened, and on the road in the dust a little fish jumped about, it had been caught from the lake, a small one caught by a nimble boy. The flapping contents of the lake, plucked into an entirely alien, hostile world, whose last thought would have been, "Well, how do they breathe this stuff, those, what do you call them, people, how do they breathe this stuff they call air, rather than biting the oxygen out of the soft H2O, must be like drinking pure spirits by mistake, burn your throat," and his last thought will be: "I am a fish."

шик

She might be right - some people were wearing whole foxes - with heads and paws as a collar and these big heavy hats that required, I am sure not one, but several animals - looking back it seems unreal - the hats were indeed heavy, I am not even mentioning the coats - it was difficult to lift them and they still smelled funny.

one month

rosemary's pig

that thing looks blissed out

- lws