ktown boiling crab

we waited two hours last night so i could eat shrimp out of a bag

i don't think it's just fast food

i've noticed that lately that my heart is always racing after i eat. at two o'clock i'm at my desk thundering like a racehorse 

fully executed

i hold ke$ha's signature in my hands

impromptu country

the photoshop elves have been working hard

yesterday at work it was mandatory to watch this young man here perform at five o'clock. for those who were considering abstaining, the music department sent hall monitors to make sure we had all left our desks and went to the second floor lobby. needless to say, the room was packed. i, for one, enjoyed the show. everyone else did too, in the beginning. but by the fourth song you could feel the mounting anxiety in the room as people felt like they really needed to return to their desks.

humphrey round end table

fuckin fantastic

news flash, welcome to the world we live in

look at me

buca showed me the best thing ever this morning. my life won't be complete now until i have them

hitchcock cigar

i want a picture of me doing this

the clarins look

i let one of those mall department store makeup ladies put on my face. should really accept how clown-like they look as foreshadowing of how clown-like they will make me look.

sustained

I had so much junk food for lunch that my heart is racing. I ate a filet-o-fish sandwich and fries and two slices of domino's veggie pizza. Sometimes I just need to binge.

crash

tonight i was driving around, pissed off as usual, when i became stuck in bad traffic and saw that a man (on foot? on bike?) had been hit by a car. the man who'd hit him was out of his car, frantic and distraught. the man who'd been hit was on the ground and my windows were down and i thought i could hear him crying. suddenly i wasn't angry anymore. of course i was distracted and ended up missing my turn and had to turn around and drive by this scene again and this time the man who'd been hit had been loaded into an ambulance on a stretcher and i could see his feet shaking violently. it's an eerie feeling to witness one of someone else's worst days ever. do the people who witnessed my worst day ever remember it?

evangeline wardrobe

want this wardrobe very much

thin mints

i'm pretty sure my office is the last one still eating girl scout cookies. i just opened a box of thin mints that i was gifted this afternoon. my boss has two big cardboard cartons of gs cookie boxes left and i think we'll be eating them until the end of time. his two little daughters came into the office and sold them up and down the talent agency hallways and i can't think of a more LA childhood.

resort spring collection

today is the second day of spring

walk away

i went to see dia frampton perform at the troubador sunday night. her band, meg & dia, was hands down my favorite favorite band of my undergraduate years. what is the name for this milestone, when everything that used to make you happy makes you sad?