baby gumm

the other night as i was falling asleep i saw a fox with a slice of triangular-prism watermelon for a face. i saw after that, a succession of fantastical and iimpossible foxes

way down yonder

have you ever felt like a lousy performer with paralyzing stage fright, an awfully unimaginative video game designer, and a business person more inept than the first two combined? have you ever felt like you're not particularly good at anything and that you won't do much before you die? have you ever felt like your closest are so much more talented than you are and destined for better things and you're a good-for-nothing drifter? yeah, something like that.

i cycle cph

still pining over old photos. also, i feel like painting. i don't think i have my paints in this new apartment.

status dying

pining through old photos, breathing through half a nose, feeling bleak about life, coughing

flu 2009

don't come near. infe-ctious.

leave it to beaver

After all, why should I
take the blame for these mechanical imperfections, with
which all of us must contend.

my jolly giant

Dinnerplates

Diminutive

september sixth

my father is an emotionally distant man,

she wolf

we like rihanna, but we love shakira.

sludge drinks for breakfast

on thursday morning in class i experienced something i have always wanted to try - a pepsi / coke challenge. we had an unlabeled liter each of coca-cola, rc cola, and pepsi and were invited to try a sample of each and attempt to identify them by flavor alone. i have always preferred coke to pepsi. and rc...never touch the stuff. generic is for the cheap. it turns out that i actually can't tell the difference between any of them. all of my guesses were wrong. what's more is that when unlabeled, these drinks just look like gloogy plastic bottles of brown goop and i was disgusted by all of them. they all tasted bad. and i love coke.

blah humbug

i'm in a terrible mood, one that is immune to both gelato and television

let's make it happen

children seeking attention have found creative ways to simulate haemolacriatic symptoms

gerber

tonight someone in my video game class definitely smelled like baby food

the odyssey

The reality of things is that you will inevitably leave your home for two weeks and return to find that everyone thinks you are dead and the sunflowers you lovingly raised from seed have gone and bloomed withoutyou.

i have a very special place in my heart for the smell of sunflowers. it is very subtle and few people know it.

fugitive

fell asleep on yuliya's bed with limewire on, fed the entire world my documents for late night hours

waiting for the feds to sue me for the big bucks