improbabilites

during the women's free skate long program, from my living room i began to hear the sound of birds outside. two, chattering away, very loudly. computer? bird alarm clock? it took me a long time to even suppose they could be real birds. which in the end, i think they were. night birds.

this morning, i found a sunglasses lens in my purse. is this some kind of joke? i couldn't figure out what kind of person would slip some piece of trash sunglass lens into my purse. later, i discovered that my grandmother's sunglasses, which i wear, which my mother says actually are hers, but i don't believe her, were winking at me from my desk.

before any trip, i always put on the religious trinketry given to me by my pa.

kill

the virtue of teamwork

in my production class, my final project concept pitch was beaten out by:

- guy daydreams in a boring class

- dude, where's my bike

- suspense while a girl is jogging in the park

- man separated from friends without a phone

- Joel keeps waking up in another dream ... four times

- guy finds out the girl he slept with is his cousin

- guys lost in jungle eat the nerdy kid who knows the way home

- a guy and a girl exaggerate their sexual encounter to their friends

- the bucket list ... at USC

- a guy breaks into a house to propose

steps

me, all the time

avid nightmare

i just spent six hours editing a two minute student film

and got my car locked in the parking garage in the process

kind of can't sleep because i have so many things to think about

snuffles

am i sick .. or do i have allergies

oh my god i think it's allergies

and i didn't even clip that claritin coupon today

no no it's definitely both

lysacek

i am still feeling residual inspiration from watching the men's free skate at the winter olympics. so incredible.

scholastic performance

i have managed to be on the dean's list every fall of my college career, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009. proving that around this time of year, i traditionally just don't give a damn.

artsy fartsy

been looking at piers' photos from the trans-mongolian railway. incredible.

putting my shoes on

vkontakte

Салют Кстати выглядиш очеинь круто нереально красивая !

internet wanderings

have been on the internet, turned around, it was nighttime

craigslist reapings of the day:

I'm a graduate student at UCLA who gives blood so I have an abundance of movie tickets.

IF YOU REALLY GOTS TO KNOW what i look like, fuck it just ask and i'll send a pic. I'm not a creep who will send some half naked portrait of me fighting bulls while rock climbing or anything like that alright lol, I'm just some guy.

I am very attracted to women with disabilities

hygge

Du skriver helt udemaerket dansk,

Jeg kender godt Holger Danskes vej

sll-199 chess and critical thinking

did you always want to teach chess?

It took me a few years of near poverty before I realized I would be a chess teacher. -jpeters

chatroulette

chatrouletted last night. struggled in spanish with a chilean man, talked about valentine's with two girls in new york city, kept a crazy asian boy company in a library in montreal, 4:30 am, as he studied for his midterm today.

mojn

last night i went to the downtown la art walk with three hungarians and two americans and bumped into one teacher

this morning i dreamt i was dating edward cullen and he was whisking me around from place to place with his extreme vampire speed and extreme vampire pg-13 grip

today i met a boy named brian wearing aeroflot across his chest and his fetish for russia on his sleeve

tonight i went to the laemmle for the first time on sunset with KJ-M and YT and watched terribly happy on opening day. what a wonderful theater. reasonable la prices, free parking, warm popcorn with real butter, friendly folk, foreign films, free parking. det var en fantastisk dansk film. highly recommend. i almost hurt myself trying to understand the dialogue. mojn

tomorrow morning i plan to go to space 15 twenty

tomorrow afternoon i am going to maslenitsa in pasadena

tomorrow night i am going to celebrate chinese new year

right now i do not anticipate dreaming of edward again

north american folklore

It has also been said that the jackalope can convincingly imitate any sound, including the human voice. It uses this ability to elude pursuers, chiefly by using phrases such as "There he goes! That way!" It is said that a jackalope may be caught by putting a flask of whiskey out at night. In some parts of the United States it is said that jackalope meat has a taste similar to lobster. It has also been said that jackalopes will only breed during electrical storms including hail, explaining its rarity.

on navigating database systems

fuck you, cisionpoint

my enraged heart on a day-to-day basis is all the cardio i need

okay, well, thanks, you too...

i spent the night gchatting with a boy who mistakenly thought i was his mistress. unfortunately, i can hardly convince the tv remote control to obey me, much less an entire human being.

what does a single girl, with no desire for a slave, who can't even dominate her own life, do for valentine's in los angeles?

tsaf tsaf

today, a woman walking four pomeranians at once on normandie. mush!

hillhurst

this morning at coffee bean this girl spilled her hot drink on her friend's little dog

i managed to not laugh out loud

1234

i am currently in possession of a fifteen hundred dollar video camera la la

today i suited myself for six hours

in the morning, i went to a danish bakery i found on yelp in downtown called HYGGE BAKERY. there was an attractive danish boy patron there with a friend, also danish, presumably getting their delicious pastry fix. i awkwardly talked to him about pastries, but was too agitated and confused to be coherent. i wish i weren't such a milquetoast when it comes to boys. i asked him about his pastry. he cut a piece of it at his table and gave it to me. it was marzipan.

i bought three pastries. one had a very strange name, but it was definitely the solskinsbolle i used to buy. i ate my sunshine bun in the car as it rained outside.

About the name: "Hygge" is one of those untranslatable words, but the closest I can come in English is "cozy" or "warm fuzzies". Great British pubs are hygge; snuggling with your loved one by a fire on a cold winter evening is hygge; a party with friends where everyone's having a great time and nobody's barfed yet from alcohol is hygge.

I don't think you could describe the bakery's decor as hygge. It's stark modern look-at-all-these-lofts-how-could-Downtown-change-so-quickly-my-God-this-used-to-be-a-homeless-encampment.

mere og mere kedelig

it's raining again.

when it cleared up after the last time it rained, i was driving west on the ten on the twenty-second, the day before my brother's wedding, when i saw double rainbows. the feebletwin rainbow quickly disappeared, as they are wont to do, but its brother was the biggest band of rainbow i had ever seen. it was an arch over los angeles so hale it had to be a solid. no matter your supernatural inclinations or lack thereof, a robust rainbow can inspire spirituality and the oogie boogies of the beyond in anyone. the cars on the freeway kicked up the water as they sped along, and there were big rainbows in the sprays of water behind each car's back tires. those were cars looking jet-powered by magic.

pleased with my new lamp.

too much junk on the floor.

creature of habit

my daily routine: feel good-for-nothing, become overwhelmed with anxiety, sleep.

insomnia

this girl at insomnia was feeling her eyelashes the entire time we were there tonight

missy chen

i think of her every day

miss miss miss circa september

oargh, there are complimentary tooth picks on every table, ,my dental hygiene has never looked so promising.

how's your sex life val J?

storm watch

the manner in which i dress myself creates a terrific hurricane in my closet hver dag

mr. pizza

Pronunciation: \ˈsən-ə-və-ˌbich also ˈsəm-ˌbich; as an interj ˌsən-ə-və-ˈbich\

Inflected Form(s): plural sons of bitch·es ˌsən-zə-ˈbi-chəz\

Date: 1671

miss miss miss

ja, twas a grand parade, some friends got together, took some acid and sat in a pond in a park for about 6 hours. we also fed some to a dutch guy who had been in melbourne for about 4 days. he is going to think australia is an amazing wonderland.