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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

near-midnight thoughts

last night i almost died
right now I NEED SUSHI

Bobby
I haven't been sleeping so well
I'm a stress ball
2:44amBobby is offline.
2:45amBobby is online.

don't let Valerie die
!

lady godiva


so proud

Monday, June 28, 2010

small joys

smoking cigarettes as night - the closest you will ever come to being a dragon

Sunday, June 27, 2010

andersen

Hvorfor i alverden vil du lære russisk?

Det lyder spændende med verdensudstillingen. jeg glæder mig til at den slutter, så at danmark kan få Den lille Havfrue tilbage.

mstrkrft

The annual, two-day Electric Daisy Carnival at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum drew an estimated 140,000 people

2/140,000

Saturday, June 26, 2010

hello tomorrow

when i woke up this morning i opened my eyes like it was a revelation

Friday, June 25, 2010

great service

*breathes heavily in frustration*
"i'm going to escalate this to my manager"
"i'm going to send all this information out to him so he can get this escalated"
*types frantically*

"well your account looks great. definitely keep up the good work."

- t-mobile customer service

casper

i really should have told my prank callers to start calling my new number
i'm going to miss the random late night calls posing as a sassy black woman and the entire-day floods of auto insurance quotes

Thursday, June 24, 2010

the roaring 20s

i like when things come full circle, quitting disney-quitting disney, hot hot heat-hot hot heat, shanghai-shanghai. complete

did you see the words

the la luz de jesus gallery has a great exhibit up right now

hot hot heat

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

the pleshcheyev lake monster

In the "Ocean" shop there were carp in the aquarium, their mouths opened, closed, opened, and on the road in the dust a little fish jumped about, it had been caught from the lake, a small one caught by a nimble boy. The flapping contents of the lake, plucked into an entirely alien, hostile world, whose last thought would have been, "Well, how do they breathe this stuff, those, what do you call them, people, how do they breathe this stuff they call air, rather than biting the oxygen out of the soft H2O, must be like drinking pure spirits by mistake, burn your throat," and his last thought will be: "I am a fish."

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

шик

She might be right - some people were wearing whole foxes - with heads and paws as a collar and these big heavy hats that required, I am sure not one, but several animals - looking back it seems unreal - the hats were indeed heavy, I am not even mentioning the coats - it was difficult to lift them and they still smelled funny.

one month

rosemary's pig

that thing looks blissed out
- lws

Monday, June 21, 2010

the chalfont-hey


1. perching
2. (social or anti-social) jigsaw
3. my new nose, scratched in (s)pain






























нос-сон
It is never explained why the Nose fell off in the first place, why it could talk, nor why it found itself reattached.
(nos)tos

Thursday, June 17, 2010

i'm into gd

I almost never find them funny because they’re always holding up this tacit sign saying ‘LAUGH NOW’ so one sits there, grim-faced.

unnervingly eerie or numinous

weeks ago i met a boy who had a green man in his car and as a tattoo and it's only dawning on me now that i really like that
wuf

when i grow up

i would like to dabble in closed captioning. i would like to volunteer at burning man. earlier tonight i wanted to be anesthesiologist but now i don't know what the fuck i was thinking.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

redolent

i feel apprehensive about my last day of work./.
. i feel like some of my most distinct memories are of smells. the smell of laundry being endlessly laundered in paradise. the smell of new wood from timeshares expeditiously constructed. cigarette smoke wandering in from the smoking section and mingling with the lunch smell. chlorine on wet towels, mildew and sunblock. the smell of garbage and rot, the most sour and foul garbage you'd ever smelled. in the beginning it made you gag and choke on your own bile, but over the years you stopped holding your breath as you walked by.
my favorite memory is the smell of cold when i climbed into my car in k-lot at some dark and ungodly hour after exhausting amounts of work and play. the fused smell of cold and mist and leather in the new car i had just received for graduation from my loving parents.

Monday, June 14, 2010

why is my kid so dumb

little earthquake

watched basketball with two bostonians as i happily gobbled angel hair marinara from lulu's.

if no proper proxy is found, this blog will go on a very long hiatus on july 21.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

fautograph

perfected my tinkerbell signature. lemme know if you happen to need.

edc

Luckily my new polyester hair will act as a windbreaker and blanket, and keep us toasty warm.

-катя

food diary

last night i made a serious vow to commit myself to a diet of salad and other rabbit foods;
then today i promptly ate a mocha, a cheese danish, pepperoni pizza, strawberry custard tart, and a huge cookie dough milkshake
even vague thoughts on proper living tend to cause a violently opposite reaction

ahora

the union is on strike again. the managers are housekeeping and bellhopping.

Friday, June 11, 2010

modern millie

"peter rabbit. peter rabbit. peter raaaaaaabiiiiiiit."
- my mom singing in the car on the way to dinner

Thursday, June 10, 2010

too many hormones

really embarrassing things have been reducing me to tears recently, from world of color to listening to miss saigon on my way to work to hearing a man on KCET playing the trolley song on the piano. seriously, wtf

maybe smoke just gets in my eyes

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

dlh

the disneyland hotel is the sort of old hotel that you would expect to be filled with ghosts, but i haven't seen any

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

things we found in the la river

it was muggy as fuck today. i walked into california adventure, bought two turkey legs, and walked out.

soft-boiled

japanese lavender powder that turns your bathwater purple. bobbing around like an easter egg in a pot of dye.

Monday, June 7, 2010

who's there

on my way home an agapanthus knocked on my car door

big fish

re-reading the old man and the sea. it still sucks.

carousel of color

took my ma and pa tonight to the World of Color cast preview. i may have scoffed at the beginning, a song chanting that "the world is a carousel of color," but i have to admit that it was a damn good show. a real color-go-splashy extravaganza. recommend.

on hiding

i always think that i will not be recognized when i am wearing sunglasses. wrong

Sunday, June 6, 2010

jacarandas in bloom

An Education made me so giddy that my entire face went numb

drove through an automatic carwash today and found it to be strangely romantic

Saturday, June 5, 2010

girly-que

Did a little shopping--bought some sky high heels so that I can tower over the midget population of Los Angeles.

Friday, June 4, 2010

wuf wuf

lordddd i think i'm depressed or something

Thursday, June 3, 2010

tooloud toofast frenzy

feeling unbearably stressed out thumpa thumpa
i feel like my head is crawling