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Thursday, February 24, 2011

kim coppola

real-time impressions of city of angels

7:33 i don't know if i can take nicolas cage seriously
7:35 hurrah it's set in los angeles. i see my city
7:36 i can't take nicolas cage seriously
7:43 meg ryan is a convincing heart surgeon
7:51 this angel stuff is ridiculous. ooh the central library
7:53 A MOVEABLE FEAST CAMEO
7:55 what if guardian angels really do spend all their time attending to hot blondes
7:57 they just mentioned house of pies
8:02 there is negative chemistry between meg and nicolas. that's because that may actually be a mannequin masquerading as nicolas cage on screen.
8:03 if i have to keep listening to nicolas cage listening to people's thoughts i myself am going to die
8:04 nicolas cage should be barred from playing any non-mafioso roles. a moveable feast pt 2
8:07 this movie sucks. why moveable feast? does nicolas cage's mouth move when he talks?
8:23 great dog shot
8:32 strange choice of angel uniform
8:37 i don't think i was supposed to laugh through the big reveal
8:39 why are these angels always perching on things like they're crows
8:58 great dog shot

conclusion: nicolas cage's face is always half orgasm half brain dead

1 comment:

yuliya said...

the rest of the play-by-play was written in the language of sobs