- she feels my arm. "you're a pig. but at least i hear they're smart."
- comparing pickle labels to make sure to buy the pickles from taiwan, not china
- "just marry someone who is stupid and nice and will follow you around and listen to what you say"
- i'm driving, she is in the back seat. i hear, "woof! woof! it's hot! woof woof!"
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