doppelgänger

i met a small chubby pale boy today named jake who showed me his secret handshake which consisted of drumming on his belly. he told me that i reminded him of mulan, whom he met at goofy's kitchen. he said that she said that her favorite color is blue. i very much wish i could be mulan in goofy's kitchen.

i also met his small brother logan, whose hands were prune-ier from swimming than any prune-y swimming hands i have ever seen. they belonged to an oldest man.