regal horned lizard

have you ever been so mad at someone, that you wished that you could build up the pressure in your eyes to pop a blood vessel and squirt blood on her?

i was up until four am compensating for the raging incompetence of others

i confronted her, that dirty scoundrel. she kept lying to me and blinking her eyes (they say that the more a person blinks, the more untrustworthy she is) and i couldn't decide which was making me more angry.