better things

8. In the middlegame, which of your pieces (not pawns!) were well placed ?

none

9. Which were poorly placed?

all

10. Did you manage to improve their placement later in the game?

i lost

rubbing my two brain cells together

11. When you have found a candidate move that appeals to you, don't play it! Instead, sit on your hands, literally.

12. Spend a few seconds looking at his possible replies. This prevents blunders.

14. List ALL the serious mistakes of the game.