fayta

the pig is in greece. living situation:
Valerie: blah blah feta (pronounced 'fay-ta') blah
Jana: uh, Valerie. It's FETA, not fayta. You've been pronouncing it incorrectly for four months, and it needs to stop.
Melinda: (silence)
Christina: (eating cookies in the living room, laughing/groaning)
Valerie: well, whatever...I pronounce a lot of things wrong
Jana: that's a TERRIBLE excuse. Please don't leave Greece mispronouncing 'feta'
Valerie: (begins to cry)
Jana: (closes door)