slim pickins

nothing is sadder than the eating habits of women who work in offices. these ladies drastically reduce their consumption in order to compensate for their stationary days. i looked into a communal box of donuts and it was filled with plastic knives and fourths of donut rings because each lady could only stand to eat a sliver. at lunch, no one ever seems to be eating food - it's always either fruit on a paper plate or lean cuisine. in the elevator today, a lady was picking at a cup of unbuttered unsalted white popcorn.