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Wednesday, June 19, 2013

trump house

Today I discovered that my office in Midtown is connected to Trump Tower via an atrium. Trump Tower happens to be where our closest bar and Starbucks are located. I went in for the first time today on a pre-work journey to iced mocha. The inside of Trump Tower is tacky, tacky, tacky, with a two-story bronzed fountain gushing down the side of a wall, marble floors, a retail stand selling shirts and ties, and large, round tourists everywhere taking pictures even though it's only 9:30 in the morning. It's great. Can't wait to enjoy happy hour there.

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