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катя and i lay dead and hungover all morning. rolled through the mcdonald's drive-through at noon asking for breakfast foods, were rejected.

i'm at starbucks, where people keep stealing my crossword. i had it on a chair next to me and a lady waiting for her drink came over, sat in my other chair, worked on my crossword (did a shit job), left. another man came, asked for the chair, and the opportunist also rolled up my crossword and took it with him. i only said you could have the chair.

i will personally pay, out of my non-existent income, for someone to make the interface of the usc job listings page suck about 96% less